朋友圈坚持打卡的句子搞笑(坚持打卡朋友圈文案)

1.
"Day
30
of
my
daily
workout
routine:
my
muscles
are
sore
and
I
can
barely
move,
but
at
least
I
look
good
lying
down. "】

2.
"Finally
convinced
myself
to
wake
up
early
for
a
morning
jog,
only
to
realize
it's
raining
cats
and
dogs
outside.
Looks
like
it's
a
welcome
mat
and
a
Netflix
marathon
for
me
today. "】

3.
"Took
a
break
from
my
diet
and
had
a
cheat
day,
which
turned
into
a
cheat
weekend,
which
turned
into
a
cheat
month. . .
looks
like
I'll
be
buying
bigger
clothes
again. "】

4.
"I'm
officially
addicted
to
yoga,
but
can
someone
please
tell
me
how
to
fold
myself
into
a
pretzel
like
the
instructor
does?"】

5.
"Going
to
the
gym
every
day
makes
me
feel
like
a
warrior. . . a
warrior
who's
only
weapon
is
a
water
bottle
and
a
playlist
full
of
Taylor
Swift
songs. "】

6.
"I
tried
a
new
fitness
class
today
and
let's
just
say
I
felt
like
a
newborn
giraffe
trying
to
walk
for
the
first
time. "】

7.
"Don't
let
anyone
tell
you
that
you
can't
work
out
and
eat
pizza
at
the
same
time.
I
call
it
cardio
and
carb-loading. "】

8.
"I
swear,
this
jump
rope
is
out
to
get
me. . . I've
tripped
over
it
more
times
than
I
can
count. "】

9.
"I
never
understood
the
phrase
'no
pain,
no
gain'
until
I
walked
up
a
flight
of
stairs
after
leg
day. "】

10.
"My
yoga
instructor
said
to
find
inner
peace,
but
all
I
found
was
an
inner
voice
saying
'why
am
I
doing
this
to
myself?'"】

11.
"Just
finished
a
killer
workout
and
rewarded
myself
with
a
big
bowl
of
ice
cream. . . balance
is
key,
right?"】

1
2.
"I've
been
doing
this
daily
workout
challenge
for
a
month
now
and
I
still
haven't
seen
any
abs. . . maybe
I'm
doing
it
wrong?"】

1
3.
"I
thought
the
stair
master
was
my
friend
until
I
realized
it's
more
like
a
frenemy
who
enjoys
watching
me
suffer. "】

1
4.
"I
sweat
during
my
workout
so
much
that
I'm
pretty
sure
I
could
fill
a
kiddie
pool. . . any
takers?"】

1
5.
"I
can't
wait
until
the
weather
gets
better
so
I
can
start
running
outside. . . or
until
I
get
a
treadmill
with
a
TV
attached. "】

1
6.
"I'm
not
saying
I'm
addicted
to
fad
diets,
but
I
did
eat
nothing
but
cabbage
soup
for
a
week
and
thought
it
was
delicious. "】

1
7.
"I've
been
working
out
so
much
that
even
my
sweat
has
sweat. . . is
that
a
good
thing?"】

1
8.
"I'm
pretty
sure
I've
spent
more
money
on
workout
clothes
than
I
have
on
actual
workouts. "】

1
9.
"Heading
to
the
gym
with
a
friend
is
great. . . until
they're
in
better
shape
than
you
and
make
you
feel
like
a
sloth. "】

20.
"I've
come
to
the
conclusion
that
exercise
is
just
a
way
for
our
bodies
to
punish
us
for
the
food
we
eat. "】