1.
"Love
may
be
blind,
but
it's
got
the
perfect
aim
of
shattering
hearts.
"】
2.
"Relationships
are
like
standing
in
line
for
the
roller
coaster;
you're
excited
at
first,
but
eventually,
you
just
want
off!"】
3.
"Love
is
like
a
game
of
Jenga;
it
starts
with
excitement,
but
one
wrong
move
can
bring
everything
crashing
down.
"】
4.
"If
love
were
a
marathon,
I
would've
gotten
injured
at
the
starting
line
and
never
made
it
to
the
finish.
"】
5.
"Breaking
up
is
like
trying
to
solve
a
Rubik's
Cube;
no
matter
how
hard
you
try,
it
always
ends
up
a
mess.
"】
6.
"Love
is
like
a
mirror;
it
shows
you
the
beauty,
but
also
the
cracks
that
lead
to
heartbreak.
"】
7.
"I
tried
to
build
a
love
fortress,
but
it
turned
out
to
be
made
of
cards
and
a
single
breath
was
enough
to
blow
it
away.
"】
8.
"Love
is
the
ultimate
prankster;
just
when
you
think
everything
is
going
smoothly,
it
pulls
the
rug
from
under
your
feet.
"】
9.
"Love
is
like
a
comedy
show,
except
the
jokes
are
only
funny
until
the
punchline
hits
your
heart.
"】
10.
"Relationships
are
like
fragile
vases;
even
with
the
best
intentions,
one
wrong
move
can
leave
you
with
shattered
pieces.
"】
11.
"Love
is
like
a
game
of
darts;
you
aim
for
the
bullseye,
but
sometimes
you
end
up
hitting
yourself.
"】
12.
"Finding
love
is
like
searching
for
a
Wi-Fi
connection;
you
think
it's
stable,
but
suddenly
it
disconnects
and
leaves
you
feeling
lost.
"】
13.
"Love
is
like
a
puzzle;
you
spend
hours
trying
to
put
all
the
pieces
together,
only
to
realize
some
are
missing.
"】
14.
"Relationships
are
like
a
roller
coaster
ride;
there
are
thrilling
highs,
but
also
stomach-churning
lows
that
make
you
question
your
sanity.
"】
15.
"Love
is
like
a
bubblegum;
it
starts
off
sweet,
but
eventually
loses
its
flavor
and
leaves
a
sticky
mess.
"】
16.
"If
love
was
a
book,
my
story
would
have
ended
on
the
first
page
with
a
'happily
never
after'.
"】
17.
"Love
is
like
a
blindfolded
dance;
one
wrong
step,
and
you're
left
stumbling
alone
on
the
dance
floor.
"】
18.
"Relationships
are
like
bungee
jumping;
the
fall
might
be
thrilling,
but
the
rebound
can
leave
you
feeling
broken.
"】
19.
"Love
is
like
a
faulty
GPS;
it
promises
a
destination
but
only
leads
you
in
circles,
leaving
you
disoriented.
"】
20.
"Breaking
up
is
like
getting
a
flat
tire;
it's
an
inconvenience,
but
once
fixed,
you're
ready
for
a
smoother
and
better
ride.
"】