生活高级幽默句子短句英语(生活一地鸡毛的幽默句子)

1.
"I
always
take
my
coffee
black,
just
like
my
humor. "
【笑料】

2.
"Laughter
is
the
best
medicine,
except
for
when
you
have
diarrhea. "
【荒谬】

3.
"Who
needs
a
therapist
when
you
have
a
group
chat
of
sarcastic
friends?"
【嘲讽】

4.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right. "
【冷嘲热讽】

5.
"The
only
thing
more
important
than
a
sense
of
humor
is
impeccable
timing. "
【幽默感】

6.
"My
mom
told
me
I
could
be
anything
I
want,
so
I
became
sarcastic. "
【讽刺】

7.
"Thinking
outside
the
box
is
great,
but
have
you
ever
thought
inside
the
fridge?"
【休闲玩笑】

8.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
my
energy
for
moments
of
extreme
wit. "
【反讽】

9.
"I
don't
know
what
my
spirit
animal
is,
but
I'm
pretty
sure
it
has
a
dry
sense
of
humor. "
【酷】

10.
"You
know
what
they
say:
if
at
first
you
don't
succeed,
redefine
success. "
【奇怪】


11.
"I
have
a
photographic
memory,
but
I
always
forget
to
charge
the
battery. "
【破天荒】

1
2.
"I
came,
I
saw,
I
made
it
awkward. "
【尴尬】

1
3.
"I'm
not
procrastinating,
I'm
just
giving
my
brain
some
time
to
marinate. "
【巧妙】

1
4.
"I
have
a
degree
in
sarcasm,
with
a
minor
in
wit
and
puns. "
【天赋】

1
5.
"I
used
to
have
a
fear
of
speed
bumps,
but
I'm
slowly
getting
over
it. "
【双关】

1
6.
"Some
people
say
I'm
too
sarcastic,
but
I
say
it's
just
their
inability
to
handle
the
truth. "
【过分】

1
7.
"I'm
like
a
supermodel,
except
my
looks
can't
get
me
out
of
speeding
tickets. "
【个性】

1
8.
"I'm
not
sure
if
I
have
a
New
Year's
resolution
yet,
but
I'm
pretty
sure
it
involves
more
tacos. "
【废话】


1
9.
"A
sense
of
humor
is
like
a
good
pair
of
shoes
–
it
can
take
you
to
places
you
never
thought
you
could
go. "
【比喻】

20.
"I
don't
always
tell
dad
jokes,
but
when
I
do,
he
laughs. "
【恶搞】