以前发的朋友圈搞笑句子(搞烧烤的朋友圈怎么发)

1.
"I
told
my
wife
she
was
drawing
her
eyebrows
too
high.
She
looked
surprised. "
【#EyebrowGameStrong】

2.
"I
tried
to
catch
some
fog
earlier.
But
I
mist. "
【#FoggyMorning]
3.
"My
math
teacher
called
me
average.
How
mean!"
【#MathHumor]
4.
"Why
don't
scientists
trust
atoms?
Because
they
make
up
everything!"
【#ScienceJokes]
5.
"I'm
reading
a
book
on
anti-gravity.
It's
impossible
to
put
down!"
【#BookWormProblems]
6.
"Why
did
the
tomato
turn
red?
Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing!"
【#BadJokes]
7.
"I'm
starting
a
new
business
selling
mirrors.
It's
something
I
can
totally
see
myself
doing!"
【#EntrepreneurLife]
8.
"I'm
so
good
at
sleeping,
I
can
do
it
with
my
eyes
closed. "
【#SleepyHead]
9.
"Why
did
the
scarecrow
win
an
award?
Because
he
was
outstanding
in
his
field!"
【#FarmLife]
10.
"I'm
convinced
that
my
dog
is
a
mathematician.
He
always
carries
a
calculator!"
【#DogLover]
11.
"I
used
to
play
piano
by
ear.
Now,
I
use
my
hands. "
【#MusicHumor]
1
2.
"I'm
on
a
whiskey
diet.
I've
already
lost
three
days!"
【#WhiskeyLover]
1
3.
"I
told
my
dentist
I
wanted
a
brighter
smile.
He
gave
me
a
flashlight. "
【#DentalHumor]
1
4.
"I'm
not
arguing.
I'm
just
passionately
expressing
my
opinion. "
【#DebatingSkills]
1
5.
"I'm
not
lazy.
I'm
just
highly
motivated
to
do
nothing. "
【#ProcrastinationSkills]
1
6.
"Why
did
the
hipster
burn
his
tongue?
He
drank
his
coffee
before
it
was
cool. "
【#HipsterLife]
1
7.
"I'm
at
my
happiest
when
the
coffee
kicks
in. "
【#CoffeeLover]
1
8.
"I'm
not
short.
I'm
fun-sized!"
【#HeightChallenge]
1
9.
"I
was
wondering
why
the
ball
was
getting
bigger.
And
then
it
hit
me. "
【#PunnyJokes]
20.
"I'm
terrible
at
phone
conversations.
I
always
end
up
talking
with
my
hands. "
【#SociallyAwkward】