1.
"Love
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates,
but
sometimes
you
get
stuck
with
the
icky,
caramel-filled
ones.
"
【笑】
2.
"Finding
true
love
is
like
finding
a
needle
in
a
haystack,
except
the
haystack
is
made
of
cow
manure
and
you're
allergic
to
hay.
"
【滑稽】
3.
"Love
is
a
rollercoaster
ride,
except
you're
blindfolded
and
the
tracks
are
made
of
spaghetti.
"
【逗乐】
4.
"Some
people
say
love
is
blind,
but
I
think
it
just
needs
a
trip
to
the
eye
doctor.
"
【幽默】
5.
"Falling
in
love
is
like
falling
down
a
flight
of
stairs,
except
the
stairs
never
end
and
you
never
hit
the
bottom.
"
【搞笑】
6.
"Love
is
a
four-letter
word
that
sometimes
feels
like
a
six-letter
word,
especially
when
you're
having
a
fight.
"
【嬉笑怒骂】
7.
"They
say
love
is
a
journey,
but
sometimes
it
feels
more
like
a
twisted
maze
with
no
map
and
no
exit.
"
【玩笑】
8.
"Love
is
a
fire
that
burns
bright,
but
if
you
add
too
much
gas
it'll
explode
in
your
face.
"
【鬼点子】
9.
"Falling
in
love
is
like
jumping
off
a
cliff,
except
you
don't
know
if
there's
a
safety
net
at
the
bottom
or
not.
"
【想象力】
10.
"Love
is
like
a
game
of
Jenga,
except
the
tower
is
made
of
toothpicks
and
one
wrong
move
will
bring
it
all
crashing
down.
"
【有趣】
11.
"Finding
true
love
is
like
digging
for
gold,
except
you're
knee-deep
in
mud
and
every
time
you
think
you've
found
a
nugget
it
turns
out
to
be
a
rock.
"
【诙谐】
12.
"Love
is
like
a
rattlesnake
in
your
bed,
you
never
know
when
it's
going
to
strike.
"
【神经,令人担惊受怕】
13.
"Love
is
like
a
song,
sometimes
it's
a
beautiful
melody
and
sometimes
it's
just
a
tone-deaf
screech.
"
【想当然】
14.
"Love
is
like
a
virus,
it
spreads
quickly
and
before
you
know
it
you're
sneezing
and
coughing
and
feeling
miserable.
"
【对比】
15.
"Love
is
like
a
box
of
crayons,
sometimes
you
get
the
color
you
want
and
sometimes
you're
stuck
with
burnt
sienna.
"
【随心所欲】
16.
"Finding
true
love
is
like
finding
a
needle
in
a
haystack,
except
the
needle
is
invisible
and
the
haystack
is
on
fire.
"
【夸张】
17.
"Love
is
like
a
jigsaw
puzzle,
except
every
time
you
think
you
have
all
the
pieces
someone
comes
along
and
steals
one.
"
【刻薄】
18.
"Love
is
like
a
rollercoaster,
sometimes
it
makes
you
scream
with
excitement
and
sometimes
it
makes
you
throw
up.
"
【有趣】
19.
"Love
is
like
a
Rubik's
cube,
it's
frustrating
and
confusing
and
sometimes
you
just
want
to
throw
it
against
a
wall.
"
【贴切】
20.
"They
say
love
is
a
beautiful
thing,
but
sometimes
it
feels
more
like
a
root
canal
without
anesthesia.
"
【讽刺】